Whats long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts?

rhubarb

Whats long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts?
Jam
Reply:OOOOOHHH! I don't know ......................
Reply:do you want me to answer honestly? lol
Reply:RHUBARB
Reply:RHUBARB
Reply:what?
Reply:A penis


;-)
Reply:Rhubarb?
Reply:rhubarb
Reply:A man that pays for affection ;-) lol
Reply:BEACCAG!





i mean CABBAGE!
Reply:Well besides rhubarb not a lot, cos all the tarts go down to the stables
Reply:Yep, it has to be rhubarb!
Reply:my my what people do with there time
Reply:RAHOOOBARB
Reply:Rhubarb is the polite answer