Lol Good eve to you me Duckies!!! What's longand thin,covered in skin,red in parts and goes into tarts?

A stick o f rhubarb.


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A new prostitute has just finished her first trick.When she comes back to the conerner,the other girls gather round to hear the details."He was big ,muscular and a handsome sailor"she says."and what did he want?"they all ask."*I told him a staight lay was £100" she replies."But he didn't have that much.So I said a ******** would be £75,but he did't have enough for that either.He only had £25,so I told him all I could give him was a hand job.So he paid up,then pulled out.I put one hand on it,then the second hand above the second....."


"Wow!" the gils exclaimed."It must have been huge!Then what happened?"


The prostitute smiles:"I gave him a loan of £75".


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2 Coffe beans get married.On yheir wedding night,the female bean turns to her hubby and says:"


"I don't want any instant rubbish-just a good,old fashioned gring".


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There me Duckies I hope you enjoy it and PLS you little nasties I don't need your thumbs down either,If you don't like it go some where els

Lol Good eve to you me Duckies!!! What's longand thin,covered in skin,red in parts and goes into tarts?
You naughty girl... You must have a filthy mind... and I love it!!!hahahaahah xxx
Reply:Fantasic I'm nicking all of that!
Reply:ive had a really **** night and youve cheered me up


thanks mate! xx
Reply:nice 1
Reply:LOL!
Reply:OK i will go somewhere else
Reply:Hahahaha thanks Wonderstar. Love the coffee bean joke.
Reply:well.lol
Reply:hahahaha...very good lol





i was going to post the first one last night, glad i never now as id rather give you the star for it..





hope your well luv mel xxxx
Reply::) I enjoyed! have a nice day!xxx
Reply:ha ha ha v good,,,,,
Reply:lol
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Good ones Wonderstar.!!!


10/10.!!!


Nuwe een vir jou, Gorillas in the Mist played by Zuma and Mbeki ( Main Actors ).!!!


Cheers for a smile.!!