OK whats long and thin,covered in skin,red in parts and stuffed in tarts?

RHUBARB

OK whats long and thin,covered in skin,red in parts and stuffed in tarts?
Did you hear about the man returning from the pub?


He thought he heard mumbling and looked over the garden fence,where a stick of rhubarb was going People, people, people.
Reply:rhubarb
Reply:Thats hot!
Reply:I was thinking sausage
Reply:I envy those tarts....!!!!
Reply:sausage?
Reply:Ha ha ha ...very funny 10/10..
Reply:hahaha?
Reply:i love rhubarb tart!!! mmmmmmmm with sweeten cream!!!
Reply:that was really cute.....i like that!!!
Reply:lmao soz dodgy! although thats the best laff i hav had all day lmao x x
Reply:? lol
Reply:You're good! You should be stand up!
Reply:is that what it's called now ?
Reply:That one is older than my mother %26amp; she has been retired for 10 years!!!
Reply:Good one.!!!